Sunday 25 May 2008

What Next For Wesley?



Actor Wesley Snipes has been granted bail whilst he appeals against his tax evasion conviction reports the BBC. The 45-year-old star of films such as Blade was sentenced in April to three years in prison for failing to file income tax returns between 1999 and 2001. But the US judge's decision was full inspiration for new films for Wesley to choose from if the mood takes him. Here's a couple I came up with,

Flight Risk
Hijackers seize the plane of innocent passengers, many whom may have received poor financial advice in their past - but a newly released ex con, upstanding member of the community and citizen of the world (Snipes) works from hiding to defeat them. Co-starring DMX.

Threat 2 Tha Community
A tough ex-con (Snipes) cleans up the streets full of drugs, deceit and dirty cops who impermissibly bring charges of tax evasion on the basis of race. Co-starring DMX.

You've Got Bail
Two ex-cons hate each other at the clink but fall in love over the internet. Co-starring Meg Ryan. And DMX.

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